My husband and I made a bet over what was written on a Mother's Day card for his mom. I was sure I was right.
Me: I want a back massage if I win. What do you want?
Him: A blowjob. You have to finish me and swallow!
An evil laugh escaped from my husband. I hate swallowing, but it was OK, because I WAS RIGHT.
I was not right.
Him (by text): You owe me! Can't wait ;) : D
Me: Damn it!!!
Maybe he'll forget about it.