Ultra Violet Rays Vs. Spanking Implement: What Caused the Burn?

UV rays cause nothing but pain and suffering (sometimes long term--wear your sunscreen!), but so do spankings.  I prefer spankings, since the effects wear off after a couple hours (or days) and don't cause cancer.  Today's game is called "Sunburn or Spanking."  You guess!

A.  

B.  

C.  

D.  

Answers

A and B are both sunburns...ouch!!  Although the pattern in B is pretty neat, I'd prefer to decorate my skin without having to peel it off later!  C is, of course, a spanking, and I'll let you decide for yourself on D.

In conclusion, remember no tan is a "healthy" tan, and the only reddening your skin should receive is from a hand, belt, paddle, brush, etc...NOT the sun!