Game of Thrones

This is my "It's Sunday and I'm Too Lazy to Write a Real Post, so I'm Going to Half-Ass It" post for the letter G.

Game of Thrones is on in 2.5 hours!!  I will be busy from 8:00 - 10:00 pm.  Please direct all calls outside of those hours.

Daenerys: My Idol

I'm so into Game of Thrones right now, that I don't know what I will do when this season ends (probably start reading the books).  I want to talk about my fictional character idol--Daenerys Targaryen.  

I want to be her.

This girl is one of the most bad ass, amazing girls in fictional literature (there are many others, but she totally rocks).  She's strong, confident, gentle, fierce, and seriously exotic looking--she's eaten a horse heart, freed thousands of slaves, and even walked into a fire and given birth to dragons!  Who does that?!

In addition to having some amazing female characters, Game of Thrones has also pushed almost every unspoken boundary in television.  The series is chock full of full frontal nudity, prostitutes, "consensual" rape (no such thing), tons of rape, violent and gory murder, incest, sodomy, necrophilia. One thing they haven't shown though, is a good spanking scene, and I can't think of a better candidate for one than Daenerys.

She wouldn't be forced into it, though.  She wouldn't be thrown over someone's lap for an attitude adjustment.  No, she would command someone to spank her.  She would invite one of her many suitors to her personal chambers and give him an order to take her over his lap and spank her.  And she would like it.

Perhaps I'll write a letter to George R.R. Martin.