I Lost the Bet

My husband and I made a bet over what was written on a Mother's Day card for his mom.  I was sure I was right.

Me:  I want a back massage if I win.  What do you want?
Him:  A blowjob.  You have to finish me and swallow!

An evil laugh escaped from my husband.  I hate swallowing, but it was OK, because I WAS RIGHT.

I was not right.

Him (by text):  You owe me!  Can't wait ;) : D
Me:  Damn it!!!

Maybe he'll forget about it.

Hahahaha!

Yeah, right...