My husband and I made a bet over what was written on a Mother's Day card for his mom. I was sure I was right.
Me: I want a back massage if I win. What do you want?
Him: A blowjob. You have to finish me and swallow!
An evil laugh escaped from my husband. I hate swallowing, but it was OK, because I WAS RIGHT.
I was not right.
Him (by text): You owe me! Can't wait ;) : D
Me: Damn it!!!
Maybe he'll forget about it.
Hahahaha!
Yeah, right...
Yeah, right. Men have excellent memories when it comes to certain things.
ReplyDeleteUgh, I know! My husband has a terrible memory--I am always reminding him of things, but there is no way he's forgetting about this. I think most men suffer from "selective" forgetfulness.
DeleteHi Autumn,
ReplyDeleteDon't you hate it when you are so sure you're right? For me, that pretty much guarantees that I'm wrong! Brush your teeth first and it will taste better. Also having a glass of water handy for a chaser makes it go down easier. I used to have a hard time with swallowing too, but it hurt my husband's feelings that I thought it was gross. So I learned tips and tricks to make it easier, and he certainly didn't mind helping me practice! I think to some men, it is seen as the ultimate act of love. Not sure I entirely understand that....sometimes men are complicated!
It wasn't too bad. I chased it with a glass of water! Luckily, he doesn't feel bad if I don't swallow--he does say if I did it more often, I would just get used to it, though, haha.
DeleteHi Autumn, sorry that you lost your bet. Lol, Leah is definitely right with the memory. I like doing oral better when the taste is nicer. So, if you feed your husband pineapple some time before, the taste will be improve a lot. Avoid garlic!
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Nina
I'll have to buy a pineapple next time I go grocery shopping!
Delete"Here honey, I accidentally cut the whole thing, and now we HAVE to eat it!"
Hi Autumn, oops, should have checked before you made that bet! NiNa, that is too much information, yuk, lol
ReplyDeletelove Jan,xx
Jan, yeah, I got carried away a little. :)
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hugs
Nina
Haha, I thought NiNa's tips were helpful! I feel like most of us here in D/D, D/s, spanking Blogland lost all concept of TMI long ago!
DeleteLOL This story just put a smile on my face.
ReplyDeleteI know that defiant attitude all to well.
Once again your husband for the win. My suggestion, keep on gambling Autumn!
That's exactly what he said. Believe it not, though, I AM right *most* of the time ;) I'll have to up the ante on what I get if I win, though!
DeleteActually, I think he needs to up the ante next time.
DeleteI have a few suggestions that would be perfect for that "I AM right" attitude ;)