Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Paying The Toll


That will be 30 smacks, ma'am.

Sometimes, when my husband and I pass each other in the hallway between the living room and bedroom, he'll block my way with his arm, and pull me into him.  Then he'll lower my pants and underwear, bend me over his arm and proceed to smack my bottom a dozen or so times.  Then he'll pull my pants back up and I'll be on my way.

He says I have to "pay a toll" to pass through my own hallway!


7 comments:

  1. warning.... toll fees inflate over time!

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    1. Oh man, they really do. I remember when it was $10 to cross the Pennsylvania Turnpike...that wasn't even that long ago!

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  2. I love it! It's your hubby's version of E-ZPass. =)

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  3. LoL, I know that kind of toll, too, and love it.

    hugs

    Nina

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