A-Z Blogging Challenge

Thanks to Del Fonte for introducing me to the A-Z Blogging Challenge in June.  I'm totally on board for this, because my husband is gone for the whole month of June!  This way I will have to come up with things to write about.

The FAQ's for the challenge can be found here.  Basically, it involves going through the entire alphabet for the month of June, and blogging about a topic that begins with a new letter every day.  I'm going to try my best to make it all DD and/or spanking related, but we'll see (any ideas for X besides xylophone???).  If I stay on top of it, there will obviously be a lot to read on my blog this month.  Don't feel the need to get through all of it--I'm used to rambling on to myself!

Quiet Discipline

I'm still here!  My parents have been visiting for the past several days, which is a situation not conducive to checking up on spanking blogs and writing posts about DD.  I hope you all had a wonderful Memorial day weekend with beautiful weather and lots of family and friends.

Although my parents are here, this does not mean my DD relationship with my husband falls to the wayside. It is mostly limited to quiet lectures and taps on my bottom, but he can still address issues with me.

For example, the other day I was looking in the mirror, squeezing my love handles in a disapproving manner. My husband does not like it when I criticize myself in the mirror, and he happened to be walking into the room at the precise moment I was doing this.

I knew what would be coming, had my parents not been in the room across the hall.  As it was, I found myself over his lap with my bottom being lightly tapped.

"You are in desperate need of a spanking, young lady," he said.  I agreed with him, though I did not voice it out loud.

The tapping drove me nuts.  It was torturous.  It was like having a warm, delectable dessert sitting right in front of me that I wasn't allowed to taste.  The only thing worse than a spanking is an almost spanking. 

I received a lecture about criticizing my body, and was given an exercise to list 5 things every day that I like about myself and why.

Then he reinforced his message by quietly making love to me.

Talk Dirty to Me

My hopes of thinking that spanking had gone mainstream have been dashed again.

Perhaps some of you have had the misfortune of hearing on the radio a song called "Talk Dirty to Me" by Jason Derulo.  If you haven't, you may view the video below for you personal enlightenment.

Important:  If you haven't heard the song, listen to it before reading the rest of this post--you only have to listen to the first 45 secs (actually from :30 to :45), and try to decipher what the lyrics are!



So, in the chorus of the song, it sounds like he sings:

Been around the world, don't speak the language,
but your booty gon' need a spankin.'

Now this is definitely not the first time a hip-hop artist has referenced doing something to a "booty," but for the past month, I was under the impression that this song blatantly referenced spanking multiple times (after all, the chorus repeats three times).

Much to my dismay, I discovered the other day that my perverted spanko mind has been mishearing the lyrics this whole time, because it turns out they are, in fact:

Been around the world, don't speak the language,
but your booty don't need explainin.'

What?!

That's stupid--my version is way better.

What did YOU ALL hear when you listened to it?  I suspect I'm not alone in this.

I Lost the Bet

My husband and I made a bet over what was written on a Mother's Day card for his mom.  I was sure I was right.

Me:  I want a back massage if I win.  What do you want?
Him:  A blowjob.  You have to finish me and swallow!

An evil laugh escaped from my husband.  I hate swallowing, but it was OK, because I WAS RIGHT.

I was not right.

Him (by text):  You owe me!  Can't wait ;) : D
Me:  Damn it!!!

Maybe he'll forget about it.

Hahahaha!

Yeah, right...

The Squeaky Wheel

I squeezed his hand hard.

"You're crushing my fingers," he said.

"I want your physical attention," I whispered.

I turned toward him in bed, clawing at him, affronting him.  He immediately sat up, roughly turned me over, tore down my underwear, and spanked my bottom hard for several minutes.  I struggled, I yelped, I teared up, I tried crawling away.  He held me tight, completely silent, unrelenting in his hard smacks.

It was desperate, harsh, aggressive, and I craved more of it.

My bottom was becoming increasingly hotter.

"Get off my lap," he said; "I'm going to f*** you now."

He moved on top of me and aggressively entered me, reasserting over and over again his dominance.

"You're mine," he growled.  I cried out repeatedly.  It was intense--right on that blissful line between pain and pleasure.

This is how he turns my resentment into admiration, my distance into intimacy, and my complaining into gratitude.

"The squeaky wheel gets the grease," he said to me afterward, referring to my string of complaints and resentments that led to this whole episode.

"I'm your only wheel," I smiled.  "I better get all the attention!"

Liebster Schmiebster

OK, I'll do it, but I'm not following the rules (my husband would roll his eyes)!

Thanks to Ni Na for the nomination!  Here are her questions:

1.  What's your favorite sleeping position?  
      ALL OVER, and my husband can attest to this.

2.  Have you got a favorite mug, cup, or piece of china?  
     Not really, but the one I've had the longest is a mug that says I <3 Interlochen

3.  If you could change one thing in your life, what would it be?  
     I would have zero health problems!

4.  What is the most important thing you have learned from your relationships?
      Honesty and transparent communication at all times

5.  What do you find most attractive in your partner?  
      His selflessness and his ability to listen.

6.  What are the three favorite things you can't live without?  
     Singing, sleeping, and spanking (of course!)

7.  What's the first thing you notice when you look at someone?  
      Her outfit (I'm a bit of a fashion enthusiast).

8.  What's your favorite book genre?  
      I love good books, no matter what genre; also the news.

9.  Is there a favorite song of yours?  All-time or currently?  
     It's a whole work, but I'm really into Rutter's Requiem right now.

10.  What's the favorite treat that you give yourself once in a while?  
       Local creamery ice cream.

11.  What's the best gift you have ever received?  
        My digital piano.


Thanks also to Delfonte for the nomination!  Here are her questions:

1.  Do you like roller coaster rides?  
     YES!!

2.  If you could speak any language in the world which would it be?  
     French--it's difficult for me, and I wish I could upload it into my brain.

3.  What do you like to do on a rainy day?  
      Be lazy--lay around, watch TV, read.

4.  Red or white wine?  
     Both!

5.  What is your favorite (or least favorite) kink/spanking implement?  
     A small wooden paddle that's already chipped from being used on my bottom.

6.  If you could have sex anywhere in the world, where would you want it to be?  
     A private beach on some tropical island paradise.

7.  Your favorite sweet/candy?  
      Ice cream

8.  Can you ski?  
     I can, and my favorite type of skiing is water-skiing.

9.  Hot air balloon ride or sailing yacht?
     I get seasick, so definitely hot air balloon.

10. If you have to go to a fancy dress party--what do you go as?  
      Like a costume party?  I really want to go as Khaleesi from Game of Thrones this year.

11. If you were a teacher, what would you like to teach?  
      German


11 Random Facts About Moi:

1.  I wear holiday socks year round, in addition to regular ones.
2.  I turn oft-uttered phrases into songs, a popular one being "It's bedtime for Autumn" every night.
3.  I'm a trained classical singer, and I sing professionally.
4.  I have a hypoallergenic cat, and, contrary to popular belief, she is extremely furry.
5.  My husband and I crack ourselves up by "translating" our cat's meows into phrases.
6.  I hiked the entire Appalachian Trail (2100 miles!)
7.  I worked on a farm throughout college, and I'm working at a farm stand this summer.
8.  Spring is my least favorite season...guess which one is my favorite!
9.  I'm obsessed with the show Dance Moms (go Chloe!).
10. I ran my first marathon last October, one day before my 26th birthday (26 miles for 26 years!).
11. My favorite place on Earth is Lake Michigan.