Friday, March 28, 2014

Vintage Dreams

The following ads came from a Buzzfeed article of 17 Ridiculously Sexist Vintage Ads.  Of course, while modern vanillas are busy dropping their jaws in shock at how awful these ads are, I'm scrolling through thinking of what scenes I'd like to re-create:



Apparently Van Heusen shirts and ties not only command submission from wives, but they also make great pajamas.



Neither my husband or I drink coffee, but if purchasing mediocre coffee led to this, I'd be bringing home bags of Folgers instants for that dominant man in my life.



I don't even own a pressure cooker--what kind of submissive wife AM I???



Along the sames lines of fantasy DD worlds, I had a very delicious and submissive dream last night.  I dreamt that my husband wanted to have anal sex with me (which we've never done in real life, btw), and, though I was hesitant, I submitted to his desire and bent nervously over the bed to wait for him.  But then, he left the room, left me lying there all morning, and never came back.  By the time I woke up, I was frustrated, panting, and desperate with desire.

Whew...these dreams are going to kill me.  Now I am really craving some attention this evening (no, not the dream-activity, but close).  I think I will text my husband at work today and tell him how I'm feeling :)

7 comments:

  1. Great vintage ads, would never be allowed these days! Hope you have a good evening.

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    1. Well, my husband fell asleep almost as soon as he got home :( Haha, I'm banking on tomorrow morning!

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  2. Catchy title.
    As far as the ads:
    It is interesting that although some would find these ads offensive we have some ads today disguised as "sexy" that those same people don't find issue with.

    As for your dream:
    So full of potential. May your dreams come true! to fulfillment of course.

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    1. Ugh, I totally agree. The ads of today where women are always smiling, shaking their heads, and cleaning up after their f***-up husbands drives me nuts. Of course, I watch television geared toward women, so my life is apparently incomplete without chocolate, shoes, yogurt, and various cleaning supplies.

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    2. LOL Yogurt - often wondered why yogurt is only "sold" to women.
      Hope you wake (woke) up to a firm pounding of a wake up call ;)

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  3. Those were great! I loved the one of the wife serving her husband in bed. It's almost laughable in this day and age but it shouldn't be! It's good to pamper the ones we love.

    sara :)

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    1. That one is hilarious, only because she's serving him breakfast in bed wearing PJ's while he's wearing a collared shirt and tie!

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