Today's letter is A, and I've chosen to write about Apple Bottoms jeans, because 1) I love jeans, and 2) I've heard about these mysterious "apple bottom jeans," but I'm not quite sure what they are--all I know from various hip hop songs is that women's asses look hot in them.
According to Wikipedia:
Apple Bottoms is a fashion and lifestyle brand for women launched in 2003 by rap artist Nelly, Yomi Martin and Ian Kelly. The brand was initially a denim label, but has since expanded to include other women's and girl's clothing, perfume and accessories.
Ah ha! Rappers decided to get together and design clothing for women so they would have something to rap about...now I get it. If you want to walk around with apples on your butt cheeks, these are the jeans for you. But it's not just apples--I recall a trend that started when I was in high school of jeans and sweatpants that came with writing on the butt (basically inviting people to stare at your ass and read what it says). Well, it seems Apple Bottoms influenced that trend:
OK, so I really want a pair of these jeans now, because, the letters A B happen to be my first and last name initials. I suppose I was destined to wear these jeans!