Friday, June 20, 2014


It's time for N, O, and P.  NOPE.  According to Urban Dictionary, there are several definitions of the word "Nope." There seems to be a consensus among various sources, though, that "Nope" is somehow different than "No."  It is a variant of the word "No" and there are some situations where "Nope" simply fits better. Here are some different definitions and examples, slightly altered so as to pertain to our D/D lifestyle:


1. The best response to a sub who is trying to argue or debate with you; the ultimate comeback that is immediately followed by a spanking.
     Sub:  "You are so wrong!  My way was the right way!"
     Dom:  "Nope." *takes Sub over lap for spanking*

2. "No" or "negative."  An emphatic form of "no," implying that the Dom's answer will not be changing in the future--often used when the Dom has to say no repeatedly.
     Sub:  "Are we done yet?"
     Dom:  "Nope."
     Sub:  "Can I get off your lap yet?"
     Dom:  "Nope."
     Sub:  "Can I leave the corner now?"
     Dom:  "Nope."

3.  The reaction a sub has when seeing a scary spanking implement, e.g. Lexan cane
     *Sub walks into bedroom and sees Lexan cane and paddle laying on the bed.*
     Sub:  *backs away slowly* "Nope nope nope nope nope..."

4.  A flat-out refusal; the complete and ultimate rejection of orders.
     Dom:  "Your task for tomorrow is to write me a three-page reflection on respect.  Now over my lap."
     Sub:  *"Nope."
     *Highly un-recommended response.

5.  A word to express when a sub knows what she is attempting will not be successful.
     Dom:  "You are going to be punished for this."
     Sub:  "You shouldn't punish me because I really tried to do the right thing.  I even prepared, thought ahead, wrote instructions,, OK."  *gives in and goes over knee*

6.  The most common response from women when a man asks for anal sex.
     Man:  "Would you like to try something new?"
     Woman:  "Sure, sounds exciting!"
     Man:  "Anal sex..."
     Woman:  "Nope."
     Man:  "I'll be gentle..."
     Woman:  "Nope."

A message of caution to the subs of Blogland:  Just because you can use the word "Nope" doesn't mean you should.  I wouldn't recommend reenacting any of these scenarios.  If you simply can't resist, perhaps you should follow it up with a "Sir," so as to make it slightly more respectful.

Nope, Sir!


  1. Ha, these are hilarious! Especially numbers 3, 4 and 6. Love the disclaimer at the bottom, you wouldn't want to be blamed for a reader getting spanked, lol!

    1. Now that I think about it, I would LOVE to be blamed for that!

  2. LoL, I love them all, and I think number one is what many only know too well. Has Nope Sir! ever worked for you? :-)



    1. Well, I do reply "yes, sir" and "no, sir" to questions, but I am never saying no to his instructions!

  3. Oh my gosh. Idk if you've tried anal since this post, but when I tried it, I felt like I was being ripped apart from the inside! I never tried it again. (Sorry, Autumn's husband)