N-O-P-(E)

It's time for N, O, and P.  NOPE.  According to Urban Dictionary, there are several definitions of the word "Nope." There seems to be a consensus among various sources, though, that "Nope" is somehow different than "No."  It is a variant of the word "No" and there are some situations where "Nope" simply fits better. Here are some different definitions and examples, slightly altered so as to pertain to our D/D lifestyle:

NOPE

1. The best response to a sub who is trying to argue or debate with you; the ultimate comeback that is immediately followed by a spanking.
     Example
     Sub:  "You are so wrong!  My way was the right way!"
     Dom:  "Nope." *takes Sub over lap for spanking*

2. "No" or "negative."  An emphatic form of "no," implying that the Dom's answer will not be changing in the future--often used when the Dom has to say no repeatedly.

     Example

     Sub:  "Are we done yet?"

     Dom:  "Nope."

     Sub:  "Can I get off your lap yet?"

     Dom:  "Nope."

     Sub:  "Can I leave the corner now?"

     Dom:  "Nope."

3.  The reaction a sub has when seeing a scary spanking implement, e.g. Lexan cane

     Example

     *Sub walks into bedroom and sees Lexan cane and paddle laying on the bed.*

     Sub:  *backs away slowly* "Nope nope nope nope nope..."

4.  A flat-out refusal; the complete and ultimate rejection of orders.

     Dom:  "Your task for tomorrow is to write me a three-page reflection on respect.  Now over my lap."

     Sub:  *"Nope."

     *Highly un-recommended response.

5.  A word to express when a sub knows what she is attempting will not be successful.

     Dom:  "You are going to be punished for this."

     Sub:  "You shouldn't punish me because I really tried to do the right thing.  I even prepared, thought ahead, wrote instructions, and...um...nope, OK."  *gives in and goes over knee*

6.  The most common response from women when a man asks for anal sex.

     Man:  "Would you like to try something new?"

     Woman:  "Sure, sounds exciting!"

     Man:  "Anal sex..."

     Woman:  "Nope."

     Man:  "I'll be gentle..."

     Woman:  "Nope."

A message of caution to the subs of Blogland:  Just because you can use the word "Nope" doesn't mean you should.  I wouldn't recommend reenacting any of these scenarios.  If you simply can't resist, perhaps you should follow it up with a "Sir," so as to make it slightly more respectful.

Nope, Sir!